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Obama birth controversy resolved
21 comments January 6, 5:41 PM
by C. Y. Bermant, Seattle Political Satire Examiner
« PreviousNext » The proof provided about Barack Obama’s actual birthplace has relieved supporters who feared a constitutional crisis, while this truth has provided a shock of a different sort.
Obama's official birthplace, Hawaii, was disputed by political groups who speculated that he was born in Kenya, on a plane, or somewhere in between. The Obama campaign hasn't been forthcoming about the matter, and has not supplied the original birth certificate that legally confirms the date and time.
But it turns out the truth is far worse than if Obama had been born in some mosquito-infested Third World hellhole: In fact, Barack Hussein Obama was born July 23, 1961 in Midland Memorial Hospital on the Texas prairie.
The campaign provided a certified copy of Obama’s birth certificate to reporters on Wednesday morning. It is viewable on
http://www.barackisreallyatexan.com.
How Obama's mother ended up in Midland is still a bit of a mystery. At 17 years old she was characterized as "high spirited," and reportedly jumped on the private plane of an oilman who was visiting Hawaii during the latter stages of her pregnancy.
Conspiracy theorists attempted to link the unnamed oilman to the Bush family, which was living around Midland at the time. They could find no connection, but it did emerge that Obama was in the same maternity ward as future actor Woody Harrelson.
Shortly after the birth mother and child returned to Hawaii, finding a sympathetic doctor to issue a birth certificate that reflected the now-official August 4 date.
“We felt that the public would support an African-American candidate," the spokesman said. "But it was clear that anyone from Texas would be unelectable this year.”
Mijn enige troost is, dat ik niet mijn, maar Jezus Christus eigen ben, Die voor mijn zonden betaald heeft, en zo bewaart, dat alles tot mijn zaligheid dienen moet; waarom Hij mij ook door Zijn Heilige Geest van eeuwig leven verzekert, en Hem voortaan te leven van harte willig en bereid maakt.
als die man nou niks te verbergen heeft, dan hoeft hij toch niet voor het plebs "met de billen bloot"???? blijkbaar, en daar zullen de Democraten bij de hele procedure t.a.v. de kandidaatstelling heus wel naar gevorst hebben......en hij was toch ook Senaatslid, of hoef je daarvoor opeens géén geboren Amerikaans burger voor te zijn?????
